Introductions!

I should introduce this place, because I'm sure all the spiderbots are just dying to hear about my life.

I'm crap at everything. Shit job and no skills worthy of note; too apathetic to be arsed with a girlfriend (and, you know, about as good at boyfriending as Oscar Pistorius); and the only hobby I have that doesn't include YouTube includes PornoTube. And I'm 29. This needs changing. From what I hear, two things that help get things done include setting yourself goals and writing about them. This, then, is going to be my blog, where I can set down my goals with some sense of discipline and try my hardest to achieve a HAHAHAHAHA no not really. This is a blog about how I'm giving up.

No really. Fuck it. I'm never going to achieve anything. Ain't happening. Pfffthbhbhtbhtbthbthbhhh. And since I can't achieve anything, there's no point in trying any of that stuff. Job searching, CV tweaking, networking, course-finding - piss on it. 

That means I get to do whatever I want with my time, and what I want is to join every martial arts club in the city because reasons.

Seems like fun.

To do that, I need a job that doesn't require me to be in bed by 9pm.Not a good job, mind you; merely a better one.

So let's see about that.